A cowboy, a lawyer, and a mechanic watched Queen of the Damned,โ I murmured. Warrenโwho had once, a long time ago, been a cowboyโsnickered and wiggled his bare feet. โIt could be the beginning of either a bad joke or a horror story.โ โNo,โ said Kyle, the lawyer, whose head was propped up on my thigh. โIf you want a horror story, you have to start out with a werewolf, his gorgeous lover, and a walker.
Patricia BriggsWhy is it that all cars are women?" he asked. "Because they're fussy and demanding," answered Zee. "Because if they were men, they'd sit around and complain instead of getting the job done," I told him.
Patricia BriggsWhen is the last time you were a tourist?โ she asked archly. He just looked at her. Charles, she had to agree, was not tourist material. โRight,โ Anna told him. โBuck up. You might even enjoy it.โ โYou might as well have โhapless victimโ tattooed across your forehead,โ he muttered.
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