Americans in particular are oddly innocent in their faith that science holds explanations for everything.

If it looks like a hallway, feels like a hallway, and acts like a hallway—is it important to figure out that it isn’t a hallway?

It's easier to dismiss ghosts in the daylight.

He was obviously dead. But since he was a vampire that wasn't as hopless a thing as it might have been.

Nothing says you're sorry like a dead bunny.

Obstreperous, ‘huh,” said Tad. “I see you’ve been using that Big Word of the Day calendar I got you last Christmas.” “That is irrefragable,” I told him solemnly.

You cannot sacrifice the world for your children.