Over a lifetime of dealing with difficult women, I have learned it is often better to give into their demands immediately.

The main thing to remember is that making love is at onces the silliest and the most sacred act humans can perform.

"Can't sleep with a dead man in my closet." "You killed someone?" asked Ben with interest.

Trouble seems to follow me around, waiting to club me with a tire iron.

Then he'd come back home and found out that war didn't cause fear- love did.

Love thy enemies, it says in the scriptures. My foster mother always added, "At the very least, you will be polite to them.

Just as I’ve always known there are monsters in the world, monsters and things even more evil, I’ve always known that it is God who keeps evil at bay.