Humans, werewolves, or, apparently, vampire, it doesn't matter; get more than three of them together and the jockeying for power begins.

Any idiot can put up a website.

He'd woken up after flying from Boston to Montana to find his da cooking breakfast for them: sausage and pancakes shaped like deer. It wasn't just any deer, either - they looked like Bambi from the disney cartoon. Charles didn't want to know how his father had managed that

I don't like it when I outweigh my men.

I would slay dragons for you,” he told her. “I suspect that finding an unoccupied bedroom will be easier.

Some truths are truths, no matter who says them.

"Can't sleep with a dead man in my closet." "You killed someone?" asked Ben with interest.