I love narcissists-even more than they love themselves. You don't have to buoy them up. They are their own razzle-dazzle show and you are the blessed, favored with a front-row seat.

Love can't always be measured by how long u wait,it's about how well u understand WHY and WHAT you are waiting

Perhaps the most mysterious of all mammals is the male Homo sapiens. Indeed, many anthropologists classify the group as a subspecies.

Maybe pretty women were always funny but only now decided to go into comedy.

The Chinese are no slouches when it comes to capitalism.

"Couch surfing" refers to the practice of temporarily lodging with a stranger - free of charge, unless you count being incessantly sociable as payment.

There better not be a God because I'll be in big trouble.