There's something darn funny about an old librarian with a potty mouth.

You can't be gone. I need you here, with me. What am I going to do without you?

There's something darn funny about an old librarian with a potty mouth.

As exciting, difficult, and memorable as our past can be, there comes a time when we have to get on with living.

Bang! Bang! Bang! Sorry Mr. Yipes, sir, she won't budge!' Put your back into it, man, give it all you've got!' Bang! Bang! Bang!

My way is set as in stone, and I don't feel the need to veer off any longer. It has taken many days of searching and fighting, but in the end I have found what I was looking for. I have found my way home.

I really hope that all librarians aren't like Gladys Morgan. Because I'd really like , at some point, to walk into a library and not be afraid for my life.