...I am happy to welcome you to a town peopled in morons exclusively. Furthermore, I hope that your transformation to moron is not an unpleasant experience.
Where is your mother, Charlie asked. Dead. Iām sorry to hear that Thank you. But she was always dead.
Why were you feeling low? Why does anyone? It creeps up on you from time to time.
Work will drive you crazy if you let it.
Hurried business is bad business.
...things I had come to find humor in would make your honest man swoon.