Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off. But it's better if you do.

Well, you just know, as a writer, I didn't really write one of the five best screenplays of the year. There were lots of brilliant screenplays; I was just one of the lucky ones who got nominated.

It's one of the reasons I don't do drugs. One sniff and I'd go all the way.

When you're in your early 20s your love life seems to explode every 20 minutes or so. By the time you've reached your thirties, it is every five or ten years.

I mean when the play was on in New York I was starting to get film offers coming through, and since the film's come out I get offered more than I used to, but it happens incrementally.

I think you owe me something for deceiving me so exquisitely.

When I look back I can't believe I was so stupid as to direct Dealer's Choice.