I like your manly bravado," she said. "Do it some more.

He was giving me enough rope to hang myself with. Apparently he didn't realize that once a noose is tied it will fit one neck as easily as another.

Ambrose, your presence is the horseshit frosting on the horseshit cake that is the admissions interview process.

Right now my favorite thing is working to recall our absolute shitbag of a governor. He's been screwing up my state for more than a year. I want him out.

Coming to grips with being a bit of a celebrity. That's not anything I ever expected to have to deal with in my life.

It's like everyone tells a story about themselves inside their own head. Always. All the time. That story makes you what you are. We build ourselves out of that story.

When left to its own devices it tends to make me look as if I’ve been set afire.