It's hard for a newbie author to get noticed.
You lack the requisite spine and testicular fortitude to study under me.
Ambrose, your presence is the horseshit frosting on the horseshit cake that is the admissions interview process.
All stories are true," Skarpi said. "But this one really happened, if that's what you mean.
A troublesome question? Those tend to be the only whorthwhile kind.
Generally my favorite remarks always come from my readers. I've had people say my books made them laugh, or cry, or that it frightened them late at night.