By your logic I should also be in charge of Solinade dances, needlework, and horse thieving.

Its like he knows he's better than you, but doesn't look down on you for it because he knows it's not your fault.

Just because I tread heavily on propriety's toes doesn't mean I can't play the game when it's of use to me.

Truth is a troublesome motherfucker unless it's handled properly

The truth is that the world is full of dragons, and none of us are as powerful or cool as we’d like to be. And that sucks. But when you’re confronted with that fact, you can either crawl into a hole and quit, or you can get out there, take off your shoes, and Bilbo it up.

Owls are wise. They are careful and patient. Wisdom precludes boldness. That is why owls make poor heroes.

...it is better to have a mouthful of poison than a secret of the heart.