Feel free to call me by my first name: Master.

You never do things the easy way, do you?" she said. "There's an easy way?" I asked.

I love worldbuilding. It's as much fun for me as writing itself. It's like a hobby of mine.

He had a bright, reckless tenor that was always wandering off, looking for notes in the wrong places.

He then proceeded to shout at Alpha and Beta, a sign that he was in a genuine good mood. They took it as calmly as ever, in spite of the fact that he accused them of things I'm sure no donkey has ever willingly done, especially not Beta, who possessed impeccable moral character.

I'll string a fiddle with your guts and make you play it while I dance.

All stories are true," Skarpi said. "But this one really happened, if that's what you mean.