Feel free to call me by my first name: Master.

That is like throwing two virgins into a bed. Enthusiasm, passion, and ignorance are not a good combination. Someone is likely to get hurt.

Whenever you write a character, you want to make them themselves, you want to make them unique. You don't want fifty characters in your book and they all pretty much act and think the same except they have different colored hair.

I loved college. I wish I was still taking classes instead of teaching them.

I have had a few gentlemen let me know they find my manly beardiness somewhat alluring. Never any ladies though.

Congratulations. That was the stupidest thing I've ever seen. Ever.

Now that I understand how publishing schedules work, I can understand why many authors have the sophomore slump. A year is a long time to wait for a sequel, but it's a short, short time to WRITE a sequel.