It's not prowess if you watch 5 hours of TV a day. It's just how you choose to spend your time.

Feel free to call me by my first name: Master.

I'm a firm supporter of the word polyamory. But that one is close to my heart.

I only know one story. But oftentimes small pieces seem to be stories themselves.

It was only then I realized I didn't know the name of Elodin's class. I leafed through the ledger until I spotted Elodin's name, then ran my finger back to where the title of the class was listed in fresh dark ink: "Introduction to Not Being a Stupid Jackass." I sighed and penned my name in the single blank space beneath.

The second was some rather bad poetry, but it was short, and I forced my way through by gritting my teeth and occasionally closing one eye so as not to damage the entirety of my brain.

Too much truth confuses the facts. Too much honesty makes you sound insincere.