Elodin looked at me. "What a remarkably honest threat," he said. "Normally they're much more growlish and gristly than that." "Gristly?" I asked, emphasizing the 't.' "Don't you mean grisly?" "Both," he said. "Usually there's a lot of, 'I'll break your knees. I'll break your neck.'" He shrugged. "Makes me think of gristle, like when you're boning a chicken.

Good lord woman. If i had tits like yours I'd own half the world by now.

I need you to breathe for me.

Humor is important for is pacing. If your whole book is just drama drama drama, it's going to wear down the reader.

85% of modern music doesn't have a damn thing to do with music. It has to do with looking good. Name me one woman on the top ten right now who isn't absolutely smoking hot. You think that's a coincidence?

If I talk about what I'm good at, I seem like I'm a conceited egomaniac.

Death was like an unpleasant neighbor. You didn’t talk about him for fear he might hear you and decide to pay a visit.