My favorite splurge would be gluten-free pizza. Or I'm a total truffle addict so truffle mac and cheese.

I'd like to date another millionaire. I've never done that.

I don’t hate redheads! The millionaire men - wealthy men - never pick them. Every time I offer them they say no. I could say the most gorgeous redhead in the world and they’ll say no, they don’t want it. Now if you ask an Irish guy in Ireland, he says yes. Because that’s indigenous to that country.

For the women in California, they're just downtrodden because they're so gorgeous here. Every hot cheerleader comes to California to make it. The men don't want to get married, they're lazy lions. Matthew McConaughey is their poster boy so they can procreate and live on the beach in the trailer and have kids and have money and be hedonistic.

I'm an advocate for gay marriage. I have more gay friends than Carter has pills.

Valentine's Day is the hardest day of the year for a woman to get out, but everybody who is anybody and single is out that night.

It's not easy to date when you're hefty. Besides I like feeling thin because it makes me feel amorous.