It's not easy to date when you're hefty. Besides I like feeling thin because it makes me feel amorous.

I'm an advocate for gay marriage. I have more gay friends than Carter has pills.

Coffee is cheap, drinks are an audition, lunch is an interview, but dinner means business; the business of romance.

Think back to yourself at age 18. I know I was mighty different than the Patti I am today. As we grow up, we grow out of our haircuts, our apartments and - often times - our romantic decisions.

We've heard some theories, but there is a lot of mystery surrounding my adoption.

If you're giving love and not receiving it, you're not in the right relationship. If you're receiving it and not giving it than you are taking advantage of the other person.

What I do know is that traditional gender roles are very real and flipping the norm is difficult for even the strongest, funniest, smartest men.