I was single for a really long time, then I realized I had abandonment issues. Then I found love online.

As long as women are in the work force making their own money and decisions, men are going to have to realize that this way of life is here to stay - because it takes two incomes to make it and more now. The sooner you address your style of saving and spending with your mate the better off your relationship will be.

I'd like to adopt an older child, maybe 5 years old.

Up until age 40, most men are just not as mature as women. So, it makes sense that a lot of women date up in age a bit.

I probably should be a little more cautious with how I speak, and I think my delivery needs to be a little softer.

What I do know is that traditional gender roles are very real and flipping the norm is difficult for even the strongest, funniest, smartest men.

For the women in California, they're just downtrodden because they're so gorgeous here. Every hot cheerleader comes to California to make it. The men don't want to get married, they're lazy lions. Matthew McConaughey is their poster boy so they can procreate and live on the beach in the trailer and have kids and have money and be hedonistic.