I really want to adopt a child... I want to be called 'Mom.' It really is the most beautiful word in the English language.

Coffee is cheap, drinks are an audition, lunch is an interview, but dinner means business; the business of romance.

Women are smart in business and dumb in love. They won't date outside their zip code, let alone outside the city. They are city snobs.

In the end, it's all about taking your time and enjoying the journey without worrying too much about the destination.

For the women in California, they're just downtrodden because they're so gorgeous here. Every hot cheerleader comes to California to make it. The men don't want to get married, they're lazy lions. Matthew McConaughey is their poster boy so they can procreate and live on the beach in the trailer and have kids and have money and be hedonistic.

We have all loved a guy we know has issues. Despite popular opinions, until we give it a final try, the relationship will always be in the 'what if' stage.

I have a gift. I just know what I'm doing.