I have a gift. I just know what I'm doing.

If you're a successful woman, chances are that you spend a ton of time working. You're probably on your email a lot, taking phone calls and going on regular business trips that don't involve your man. He can start to feel left out of a very important and very time-consuming part of your life.

I was a D student in high school and on the dean's list in college.

My favorite splurge would be gluten-free pizza. Or I'm a total truffle addict so truffle mac and cheese.

It's not easy to date when you're hefty. Besides I like feeling thin because it makes me feel amorous.

I had to find a diet that would kick me back into dating shape, because I know that I can't date at size 8. I have to date at size 2. And it's just a fact of nature. Go get your injections and your chemical peels. You gotta look good to attract a man.

What I do know is that traditional gender roles are very real and flipping the norm is difficult for even the strongest, funniest, smartest men.