Knock on wood, my groupies tend to be very artistic, creative people - sometimes way more creative than I am.
Patton OswaltI've had some pretty good arguments with people, but I've never regretted it. I've had people come up where it's all emotion and no fact. That's always sad.
Patton OswaltI know how my body operates differently from what it did when it was 30 and when it was 20. As unhealthy as I am, I'm weirdly aware of exactly how my body functions.
Patton OswaltWe would not be here if humanity were inherently evil. We'd have eaten ourselves alive long ago.
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