Every audience is different, even within the same venue. You have to just make every audience your audience; you can't pre-judge an audience based on the size of the room or the type of room.

Wars are usually really popular with people that aren't gonna be affected by them. 'Cause it's just entertainment, and it's just weird, like, "Well, we've got to show the world that we're strong." No we don't. And by the way, that has nothing to do with you. Why are you equating yourself with that&#Array; you know what I mean?

You saw a lot of guys, especially in the early '90s, whose acts were a pitch for a sitcom. A lot of them were very funny, but there's nothing worse than watching comedians or musicians who are up there and are doing something they're not interested in.

I would always rather shoot for something unique and fail than do a script because I feel like they're hitting all the right mainstream beats.

If the victories we create in our heads were let loose on reality, the world we know would drown in blazing happiness.

You just do as many shows as you can to hone what it is you're working on.

We would not be here if humanity were inherently evil. We'd have eaten ourselves alive long ago.