You know, in Los Angeles, you're constantly in your car, you're sealed up, you're not walking around. Whereas in New York, after a while, all your stuff is kind of public, in one way or the other. I'm not saying either one of those is bad; they're both great for a very specific kind of comedian. And I'm glad that they both exist.

I would always rather shoot for something unique and fail than do a script because I feel like they're hitting all the right mainstream beats.

Anything's better than Gen X which is what we got. Thanks Douglas Coupland. We sound like a team of mutant vigalantees with frosted hair and chain wallets. Actually that's not completely horrible.

I grew up in such a featureless, personality-less suburb. There was nothing to push against.

I have to drink this much to be as unfunny as you.

Knowing comedy is knowing human nature.

There's something kind of beautiful about that pure love of things. Like, "I'll show that I love the thing I love by hating everything else."