Cheap liquor is a magic potion that can turn you into a puppet cowboy before it kills you.

I would always rather shoot for something unique and fail than do a script because I feel like they're hitting all the right mainstream beats.

If Kevin James or Paul Giamatti drop weight, I'm done. I don't want to be the last pudge out there.

Somebody is going to find a way digitally that is just as innovative. In the end, the tools can change, but there is always someone who can think of something cool to do.

People will find transformation and transcendence in a McDonald's hash brown if it's all they've got.

I'm glad that that era of stand-up is over, because I think it adversely affected a lot of people who could have been really, really great comedians. Because they unconsciously or subconsciously stifled their wild impulses, and were thinking about the five clean minutes for The Tonight Show, or the 20-minute sitcom pitch as a stand-up act.

I look pretty nondescript. I don't go out of my way to... I don't express my personality with my clothes, with my car or my, you know, house. I express with my personality; so as far as what I wear - I don't really care about that.