Bush began helping Enron in the eighties.

Rick Perry is the perfect candidate for those who thought George W. Bush was just too dang cerebral. And Adios, Mofo is the perfect guide to his record, his rhetoric and his remarkable hair. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll vote.

It must kill George Bush that John McCain is the most popular and Beloved Republican in America.

I'm very sunny. You know, I'm always optimistic.

There's the great line: the definition of a liberal is someone who's afraid to take their own side in a fight. And that's my problem with my fellow liberals.

Bill and Hillary Clinton are the most investigated couple in American history - now the most thoroughly exonerated couple in American history.

[Tea Party goers are] just a bunch of wimpy, whiny, weasels who don't love their country.