The difference between Martin Sheen and George W. Bush is Martin Sheen is actually convincing when he acts like he's president.

I try hard to be a good Catholic.

[Tea Party goers are] just a bunch of wimpy, whiny, weasels who don't love their country.

Never interrupt your opponent when he's destroying himself.

Politics is show business for ugly people.

See, I think if it just became who's sleeping with whom, then there's no reason to prefer one party over the other, 'cause the truth is we're all sinners.

Bush began helping Enron in the eighties.