The difference between Martin Sheen and George W. Bush is Martin Sheen is actually convincing when he acts like he's president.

I didn't spend a lot of time on national security the American people will be glad to know.

Bill and Hillary Clinton are the most investigated couple in American history - now the most thoroughly exonerated couple in American history.

I'm a Catholic, but I used to love going to Vacation Bible School with my fundamentalist friends.

I try hard to be a good Catholic.

Republicans want to punish work and reward wealth; hence the high payroll tax and the low dividend tax. Said one Bush economic adviser, if we can't help wealthy investors and screw working people, what's the point in being a Republican?

This gets back to the fundamental lesson of political survival that Bill Clinton taught me, which is if you make it about the American people's lives instead of your life, you're going to be okay.