Rick Perry is the perfect candidate for those who thought George W. Bush was just too dang cerebral. And Adios, Mofo is the perfect guide to his record, his rhetoric and his remarkable hair. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll vote.

Ah yes! Conservatives. Some of the finest minds of the 12th Century.

I'm a Catholic, but I used to love going to Vacation Bible School with my fundamentalist friends.

This gets back to the fundamental lesson of political survival that Bill Clinton taught me, which is if you make it about the American people's lives instead of your life, you're going to be okay.

The difference between Martin Sheen and George W. Bush is Martin Sheen is actually convincing when he acts like he's president.

I think too many Democrats are too wimpy. But I think they're beginning to toughen up.

Bill and Hillary Clinton are the most investigated couple in American history - now the most thoroughly exonerated couple in American history.