Ah yes! Conservatives. Some of the finest minds of the 12th Century.

If George W. Bush is given a second term, and retains a Republican Congress and a compliant federal judiciary, he and his allies are likely to embark on a campaign of political retribution the likes of which we haven't seen since Richard Nixon.

[Tea Party goers are] just a bunch of wimpy, whiny, weasels who don't love their country.

I think too many Democrats are too wimpy. But I think they're beginning to toughen up.

In our system, grand juries take every charge, every lie, and they try to sort the truth from the lies, and then they move forward into the system. And that's how the system ought to work. We should respect the secrecy of the grand jury so they can sort through what's true and what's not. And someone is leaking, and if they are leaking from the grand jury investigation, then that's a violation of the law.

I'm a Catholic, but I used to love going to Vacation Bible School with my fundamentalist friends.

When your mission is to restore honor and integrity to the White House, you've got to be willing to use any means necessary.