Defining the terms of the debate generally dictates who's gonna' win it.

When your mission is to restore honor and integrity to the White House, you've got to be willing to use any means necessary.

Never interrupt your opponent when he's destroying himself.

Ah yes! Conservatives. Some of the finest minds of the 12th Century.

If it was about lying under oath - we actually know that Clinton certainly was deceptive, as most people would be about their sex lives - but, in fact, he did not lie.

[Tea Party goers are] just a bunch of wimpy, whiny, weasels who don't love their country.

I mean, for all of his faults and the troubles in his marriage, Bill Clinton is still married to a girl he met in the library 25 years ago at school. Can we say that about many of our other leaders today in America, including on the right wing?