Sometimes I get the feeling that there are orgies going on all over new York City, and somebody says, `Let's call Desmond,' and somebody else says, 'Why bother? He's probably home reading the Encyclopedia Britannica.'

We used to get on planes, and they'd ask who we were, and we'd say, 'The Dave Brubeck Quartet', and they'd say, 'Who?' In later years they'd say, 'Oh', which amounts to the same thing.

Sometimes I get the feeling that there are orgies going on all over new York City, and somebody says, `Let's call Desmond,' and somebody else says, 'Why bother? He's probably home reading the Encyclopedia Britannica.'

Our basic audience begins with creaking elderly types of twenty-three and above.

I was unfashionable before anyone knew who I was.

I would like to thank my father who discouraged me from playing the violin at an early age.

I discovered early in life that if you take gym first period, you can go into the wrestling room and sit in the corner and sleep.