Finally I am becoming stupider no more.

God may not play dice with the universe, but something strange is going on with the prime numbers.

God created two acts of folly. First, He created the Universe in a Big Bang. Second, He was negligent enough to leave behind evidence for this act, in the form of microwave radiation.

There are three signs of senility. The first sign is that a man forgets his theorems. The second sign is that he forgets to zip up. The third sign is that he forgets to zip down.

Television is something the Russians invented to destroy American education.

If numbers aren't beautiful, I don't know what is.

The SF [Supreme Fascist, i.e. God] created us to enjoy our suffering. The sooner we die, the sooner we defy His plans.