When I was a child, the Earth was said to be two billion years old. Now scientists say it's four and a half billion. So that makes me two and a half billion.
There'll be plenty of time to rest in the grave.
Finally I am becoming stupider no more.
Television is something the Russians invented to destroy American education.
I'll tell you once, and I'll tell you again. There's always a prime between n and 2n.
Every human activity, good or bad, except mathematics, must come to an end.