God created two acts of folly. First, He created the Universe in a Big Bang. Second, He was negligent enough to leave behind evidence for this act, in the form of microwave radiation.

Here I am: My brain is open.

Television is something the Russians invented to destroy American education.

God may not play dice with the universe, but something strange is going on with the prime numbers.

Every human activity, good or bad, except mathematics, must come to an end.

Property is a nuisance.

If numbers aren't beautiful, I don't know what is.