I've never been to a class reunion or anything because I'm always afraid of that one - there's going to be some 'Carrie'-like incident.

The reason most comedies don't win awards is that the filmmakers put the comedy first. This means you have to create a story around the jokes.

With a suit, even if you're having a nervous breakdown, you still look like you're in charge.

"Nuclear" is nothing but trouble. Do you say "new-clear" or do you say "nuke-you-ler"? Whoever invented that word had obviously never studied the human mouth. We don't have enough muscles in our face to make that group of letters come out smoothly. The word is missing a middle syllable, for cryin' out loud.

I'm just always a bit thrown when, in the immediate aftermath of some event which makes us feel like either God's out to get us or He's not doing His job as well as He can, we all still get together and continue to ask Him for help.

You can never have a thousand percent batting average on jokes - it's just never going to happen.

As tempting as it seems to wear tennis shoes with your tux, don't do it. I think it looks ridiculous. If you're 14 years old, maybe give it a shot. In general, don't portray anything that says 'I'm too cool and I don't care.