Daft as a brush? I'm daft, but I'm not daft as a brush!

Glasgow Rangers. God I loved playing for them

But then I always wanted to play for Rangers. Man United is a great club and Alex Ferguson is a legend.

A boy is better unborn than untaught.

The drink? Yes, I've had tough times in my life, especially the last year, regarding my ex-wife, my kids, I nearly broke my neck, I was on death row with pneumonia.

I'll tell you what my real dream is. I mean my absolute number one dream that will mean I die a happy man if it happens. I want to see a UFO. They're real. I don't care if you look at me like that. UFO's are a definite fact and I've got to see one soon.

But if I wasn't playing, I would drink Saturdays, then Sunday, then Monday. Then I would try and train and it was no good, then have another drink just to pass the day away.