For me, success is, during this early pilgrimage, to leave the woodpile a little higher than I found it.
I have never seen a monument erected to a pessimist.
In small towns as well as large, good people outnumber bad people by 100 to 1. In big towns the 100 are nervous. But in small towns, it's the one.
Mr. President, I love you, but you're wrong. (To Richard Nixon, on the Vietnam War)
Communism has defeated itself everywhere except... in American colleges.
Man — despite his artistic pretensions, his sophistication, and his many accomplishments — owes his existence to a six inch layer of topsoil and the fact that it rains.