Communism has defeated itself everywhere except... in American colleges.

Like what you do. If you don't like it, do something else.

In times like these, it helps to recall that there have always been times like these.

Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals' suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote.

In small towns as well as large, good people outnumber bad people by 100 to 1. In big towns the 100 are nervous. But in small towns, it's the one.

For me, success is, during this early pilgrimage, to leave the woodpile a little higher than I found it.

I have never seen a monument erected to a pessimist.