Did you know you can't steer a boat that isn't moving? Just like a life.

Windows isn't supposed to make sense, it's supposed to make money.

When you read the history of the human family, it slowly comes to you that all the world's oceans once fell as tears.

Religion is designed for stupid people. Science is designed for stupid people who are embarrassed by their stupidity, who want to do something about it.

In my opinion, the greatest single failure of American education is that students come away unable to distinguish between a symbol and the thing the symbol stands for.

With each passing year, because of advances in computer technology, there are more things, each more sophisticated, that we aren't allowed to do any more.

Did you know you can't steer a boat that isn't moving? Just like a life.