When you read the history of the human family, it slowly comes to you that all the world's oceans once fell as tears.

Windows isn't supposed to make sense, it's supposed to make money.

Religion is designed for stupid people. Science is designed for stupid people who are embarrassed by their stupidity, who want to do something about it.

Did you know you can't steer a boat that isn't moving? Just like a life.

In my opinion, the greatest single failure of American education is that students come away unable to distinguish between a symbol and the thing the symbol stands for.

When you read the history of the human family, it slowly comes to you that all the world's oceans once fell as tears.

With each passing year, because of advances in computer technology, there are more things, each more sophisticated, that we aren't allowed to do any more.