Microphones are just like people, if you shout at them, they get scared.

Alas, it looks like those unsubstantiated rumours about me are about to come true after all this time.

It's as serious as anyone ever gets, you know. It's just words. It's just good poetry.

I think the French girls are fabulous.

We were pretty good mates until the Beatles started to split up and Yoko came into it. It was more like old army buddies splitting up on account of wedding bells.

You can fill my appetite without me taking up a bite.

There was one moment where they were riding their little ponies in Scotland, and Stella said to me: 'Dad! You're Paul McCartney, aren't you?' 'Yes darling, but I'm Daddy really'.