Lampard fired straight through the middle of a non-existent wall.

I quite like convincing the person the broom is their favourite actress. They are talking to a broom and they think it's Julia Roberts and they snog it. In Reading one guy took the broom into the wings and was getting amorous with it. I had a struggle to get it back. He was exhausted when he came out.

The trouble with happiness is people don't practice it.

Lampard fired straight through the middle of a non-existent wall.

If you want to knock down the wall between you and the life of your dreams, it's best to do it one brick at a time!

Diets are essentially traning courses in how to feel fat and feel like a failure

Being rich is living life on your own terms - according to your possibilities, not your limitations.