Paul Lambert has learned Fabian Delph the game.

Everton are literally a bag of Revells.

David Nugent tore up the Championship but he’s gone to Portsmouth and he’s a fish up a tree

When we kicked off and no one came to mark me I thought, 'Hello, it's Christmas.'

Confidence is a horrible thing

Paul Lambert has learned Fabian Delph the game.

That shot moved like... I was going to say a shop, but the shop's shut