As the saying goes, 'you don't fix something if it isn't broken'
Football's all about yesterday, it's all about now
In England, Rooney is a world-class footballer in the world.
That shot moved like... I was going to say a shop, but the shop's shut
Everton are literally a bag of Revells.
David Nugent tore up the Championship but heโs gone to Portsmouth and heโs a fish up a tree