The political arena is the funniest.They [politicians] are always pretending to change, but they never change. They're the best actors and actresses in the world. They've always been hilarious since the beginning of time.

I like when people are trapped in the joke, when there's no escape. I like to lead people down the wrong path and then trap them.

White people are very good at acting like they're not racist. They deserve an Academy Award for that.

Hillary Clinton could say she was a woman and running for president. And Sarah Palin could say she was a woman and running for vice-president. But Obama couldn't say, 'I'm black and I'm running for president.' It couldn't come out of his mouth. He couldn't say that because, if he did, he'd lose votes.

I love Obama because he is proof all black people don't look alike. Nobody every told me, 'Good morning, Mr. President.' We don't all look alike.

I can't change the past, but one person can change the future - anything can happen.

A goat's a goat. Whether you sauté or barbeque it, it's still a goat.