People think you're crazy if you turn money down... people worship money.

I don't do drugs. Because my grandmother raised me. I think like an old, black, Southern woman. If I'd have done coke, I'd probably be cooking pancakes.

The political arena is the funniest.They [politicians] are always pretending to change, but they never change. They're the best actors and actresses in the world. They've always been hilarious since the beginning of time.

My comedy is a nuclear bomb inside my mind. It's a weapon that's never been tested. It just blows up and flattens everybody.

If you're happy with what you're doing, then you don't get bored.

Arizona has always been anti-black.

A goat's a goat. Whether you sauté or barbeque it, it's still a goat.