I'm as American as apple pie.

Listen, we've got one little ol' black president, and white folks are upset, but they've had 43.

A new broom can sweep the floor, but an old broom knows where the dirt is.

When they were making black films in the '60s and the '70s, everyone knew their place, if you get my drift. You understand? Everyone knew the rules, and everyone knew their place. Everyone knew what to say. They had the written rules in Hollywood film, and the unwritten rules.

We have a lot of black Anglo-Saxons. Their skin is black, but their brain is white. When I get real mad at them, I call them graham crackers.

The king of comedy is dead. Richard Pryor was the king of comedy. The rest of them are the king of copycats.

Hollywood doesn't even have respect for itself. Hollywood lies to itself.