The king of comedy is dead. Richard Pryor was the king of comedy. The rest of them are the king of copycats.

You know who you are. If my mother is a nun and someone comes up to me and they go, 'Your mother is a prostitute.' It is not going to bother me, because I know my mother is a nun, she's not a prostitute.

America is racial. America was founded on race. Race is America. The code name for America is 'race.'

My comedy is a nuclear bomb inside my mind. It's a weapon that's never been tested. It just blows up and flattens everybody.

You white folks see UFOs in your dreams. You don't hear about Martians in Harlem.

We have a lot of black Anglo-Saxons. Their skin is black, but their brain is white. When I get real mad at them, I call them graham crackers.

A woman can tell me about her having a baby, but I'll never know what it is to have a baby.