A goat's a goat. Whether you sauté or barbeque it, it's still a goat.
My comedy is a nuclear bomb inside my mind. It's a weapon that's never been tested. It just blows up and flattens everybody.
You white folks see UFOs in your dreams. You don't hear about Martians in Harlem.
White people are very good at acting like they're not racist. They deserve an Academy Award for that.
If you're happy with what you're doing, then you don't get bored.
We have a lot of black Anglo-Saxons. Their skin is black, but their brain is white. When I get real mad at them, I call them graham crackers.