I love Obama because he is proof all black people don't look alike. Nobody every told me, 'Good morning, Mr. President.' We don't all look alike.

Majority doesn't rule. One person can change the history of the world.

People in America worship money, and a white man's face on a green piece of paper does not make me wealthy. My health makes me wealthy. I used to work at a hospital, so I know the real deal.

Listen, we've got one little ol' black president, and white folks are upset, but they've had 43.

White people made up the n-word, they knew about racial jokes before anybody, and in their old movies and old cartoons they made fun of everybody, especially black folks. Racial jokes were not new to them.

A new broom can sweep the floor, but an old broom knows where the dirt is.

You white folks see UFOs in your dreams. You don't hear about Martians in Harlem.