For those of you who like to scarf your popcorn in the sack, the good news is that Newman's Own contains an aphrodisiac.

The only question I ever ask any woman is, 'what time is your husband coming home?'

Men experience many passions in a lifetime. One passion drives away the one before it.

If you don't have enemies, you don't have character.

The characters I have the least in common with are the ones I have the greatest success with. The further a role is from my own experience, the more I try to deepen it.

I wasn't running toward the theater but running away from the sporting goods store. Of course now that I'm selling spaghetti sauce (with Newman's Own), I begin to understand the romance of business.. the allure of being the biggest fish in the pond and the juice you get from beating out your competitors.

There really is no such thing as a sick child; there are children who happen to be sick. Think about it, and you will understand the magic of the Camps