For those of you who like to scarf your popcorn in the sack, the good news is that Newman's Own contains an aphrodisiac.

It's absolutely amazing that I survived all the booze and smoking and the cars and the career.

If you're playing a poker game and you look around the table and and can't tell who the sucker is, it's you.

Newman's first law: It is useless to put on your brakes when you're upside down.

No sense in being a grifter if it's the same as being a citizen.

Hollywood is a changing world these days. This is one of the things that ought to be changed.

I can eat fifty eggs.