On adultery: "Why fool around with hamburger when you have steak at home?

I was always a character actor. I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood.

I don't go for the so-called "intimate" stuff. Column items that report: "Minerva Ferncroft sleeps in pink dusting powder between puce-colored sheets in a heart-shaped bed." It leaves me cold.

You can't be as old as I am without waking up with a surprised look on your face every morning.

I want to acknowledge luck, the benevolence of it in my life, and the brutality of it in the lives of others.

The only question I ever ask any woman is, 'what time is your husband coming home?'

Natural law. Sons are put on this earth to trouble their fathers.